Well… That Was a
Sudden Turn of Events
It wasn’t
too long before I approached the warehouse, having walked a decent few miles
while cutting my way through the hordes that had managed to locate me during my
travels in an attempt to slow me down or even slaughter me where I stood with
little success on their part. A few injuries of varying degree and of varying
sources. As I stepped up to the warehouse, off in the distance a large burst of
light came forth, blanketing the land and me with it.
That was
all there was… Instead of darkness, there was light… for an unknown amount of
time, somewhere between nine and ten years I was left within that abyss as
those were the years that I would remain in this world… It came to an end and,
the next thing I knew, I was being pulled up in what seemed to be a net. My
body was drenched in what seemed to be water, the air was salty, and the people
that were hauling me up onto what appeared to be a very large boat were not
grey… No, they had eyes, ears of varying kinds, and looked quite different…
Human would be the word that came to mind, but they possessed animal-like
characteristics, as well.
The world
was new… and I honestly had to wonder if I was bound to be attacked here just
as I was before.
((For those of you who have not seen the Madness series of flash animations... The series only lasts a few days at most before the world is changed in an unknown way. In other words... Cop out!))
Who the fuck is this asshole?
ReplyDelete-Rider
Be nice! I am trying to teach how not to be edgy!
-Sigmund
That...Good luck with that. You'll need it.
-Rider
I could say the same to you, but that would be rude of me to attach such a title to you. How does one teach another not to be... edgy... I have a sword with a good, fine edge to it and I don't plan on flatting said edge.
Delete-Nameless
Get a name, first.
Delete-Rider
I'm saying you need to have an optimistic view of life and enforce these beliefs by helping make other people's lives easier. Be kind and just!
-Sigmund
I have a... No, I don't have a name, do I? I possess a reasonable view of the world... All I have known is the void and the introduction of bullets into my body. Kindness and justice are foreign to me outside of the concept of manners.
Delete-Nameless
Call yourself, uh...Charalampos. That seems fitting.
Delete-Rider
If you can pick where to go, go to the Generic Sugar Bowl jump. That'll teach you happiness and kindness.
-Fjölnir
Charalampos? I will... consider it. Generic Sugar Bowl? That seems more like a cavity waiting to happen despite the fact that I do not possess teeth.
Delete-Nameless
No it won't. It's the embodiment of happiness and all things good. You'll enjoy it.
Delete-Fjölnir
Hehe.
-Fjölnir
Name yourself Herbert Hubert Hum.
ReplyDeleteThen dedicate yourself to being a servant of the god Gothlimbluk
Who is the god "Gothlimbluk?" That is my only curiosity here.
Delete-Nameless
The god of doing it.
DeleteDoing what?
Delete-Nameless