I See London… Wait,
What’s London?
I woke up
to the sound of banging and yelling on the door that was soon followed by the
door being pushed open with the various objects that were pressed against the
door flying away in a single burst as a large, ursine-eared man rushed in. “Are
you alri-….” His question paused for some odd reason… I do not know why. I was
simply laying in my bed, which I had moved away from the door before laying
down and thinking of England. My legs were customarily spread open and, while I
was still fully clothed, he seemed quite confused by my position.
After
everything was sorted out and it was explained to me… in rather excruciating detail…
as to how one is supposed to sleep for whatever possible reason… I grabbed
breakfast, as they called it, from the cafeteria before being sent on my way on
what was apparently my boat. From there… I learned to fish.
I sailed
the seas... I fished, learned to fish, caught an assortment of fish,
cephalopods, mollusks, and other creatures of note… and, after many years of
only fishing… I learned one simple thing from the entire venture. Active patience.
I knew of waiting in the dark for an untold amount of time… of silence, of
simply waiting for something… anything… to happen. Here there was sound, there
was the slow movement of the waves beneath the boat, the occasional sensation
of hunger, of the hot sun, and of the gentle… or occasionally fierce… tug of
the line. It was… relaxing.
Now to see
where I may move onto next… Hopefully it isn’t England. I still don’t know
where England is located, but I don’t like the sound of it.
It sounds like you had a grand adventure. But may I ask why you were spread eagle? Why is Rider laughing?
ReplyDelete-Sigmund
I don't know... I was wondering how one is supposed to sleep, so he told me to lay back, spread my legs, and think of England. Nothing happened during the night, though I was able to sleep. How do you people handle eating, sleeping, and other issues on a daily basis? It is so... droll and tedious...
Delete-Nameless
I never said to spread your legs.
Delete-Rider
Uhh...those are actually simple pleasures. It's everything else that is kind of tedious.
-Sigmund
You didn't? I thought that was what that implied after reading the information you sent me... Lay back, spread your legs, and think of England. Hmm... Noted.
Delete-Nameless
I said "Close your eyes, lay down, and think of England." not "Spread eagle for relaxation."
Delete-Rider
Hmm... That is not what the article that you presented with me mentioned. Also, what is sex? I doubt that it is of any importance if there happens to be entire art of distracting oneself from such an uncomfortable act.
Delete-Nameless
https://www.pornhub.com
DeletePick your poison.
-Rider